el-im:

vampireopossum:

intercal:

I’m so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

(via nedsseveredhead)

batmanshole:

ALT

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[id in alt]

idk if you guys have seen this but its literally my favourite facebook exchange of all time. its so funny to me. get her ass sue!!!!

(via nil-elk)

afemwolfboy:

(via opossumbyknight)

utah-mountain-drifter:

deseos-de-la-via-lactea:

source

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

draziwlavinrac:

draziwlavinrac:

carnivalwizard:

wizards see a swirling elixir and r like “anyone gonna chug this?” then get sent to the mirror dimension

ytsat mmm

kcuf tiaw

😔 another wizard lost to the ol’ swirl and slurp

theygotlost:

my dealer, mr. dibbler: just got some straight gas 🔥😜 this strain is called “the ankh-morpork special” and it will have you zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: whatever man. i dont feel shit

me 5 mins later: dude i swear i just heard that dog talk

my buddy moist pacing: the patrician is lying to us

hollowboobtheory:

can’t believe I nearly forgot to share this

xekstrin:

(via horreurscopes)